Let's play Doctor!

Phone conversation with my dr's office:

Me: Hi.  I would like to schedule surgery with Dr. N to take a look to see if the endometriosis is back.

Nurse: OK.  Let me pull your chart.  When would you like to do it?

Me:  As soon as possible.  But preferably not on my birthday. (I joke, laughing)

Nurse:  OK.  Let's see...oh...um.  Oh.

Me: What.

Nurse:  The earliest date we have available is February 9th.  Your birthday.

Me: (I laugh because what else can you do) Figures.

I will go in and discuss it with them on Friday...but if it does go down like that, consider yourself warned!

I WANT LOTS AND LOTS OF SYMPATHY BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!!

If I do have to do it on my birthday, I'm trying to look at the bright side of things.  So, lets play a game.  The...

Things you can do or get if you have surgery on your birthday:

1. You get morphine!

2. You get the sympathy birthday gift.

3. Party in your recovery room.

4. Wear a tiara and bring party favors.

5.  I can haz McSteamy?  Can you say sponge bath?

....Now, it's your turn!  Whatcha got?