Ok. Here is the schedule:
Saturday, February 6th: Birthday Party
Sunday, February 7th: Bowel Cleanse (Oddly appropriate after what I hope is, a night of debauchery)
Monday, February 8th: Surgery (Come visit me! Should I bring the tiara and birthday sash?)
Tuesday, February 9th: Birthday @ home!
So everyone wins, right?
UPDATE
The Dr. gave me an Rx for all the drugs I'll need. Usual suspects, nothing shocking. Except, for pain he prescribed Darvocet rather than Vicodin. Normally I'd be like Whatevs. He asked if I'd had it before I said no. Which was a mistake, I have had it before. A Doctor gave it to me when I had to have a D&C becuase my lining was at like 11.5 and should have been at like 4. We thought this was what was causing the spotting, WRONG. But anyway, the Darvocet did almost nothing for me, and that was just some poking around and scraping, nothing as invasive as surgery. So, I don't want to call Dr. N's office and be all whiny bitch but, I also don't want to get home, take the meds and have no relief. What do I do? Just call and say, sorry I mad a mistake, I have had it before and it didn't work? I have to say, after all the poking, prodding, scraping and cutting I've been through, I don't have the pain tolerance I once did. ~sigh~ Suggestions???